a light-hearted look at the serious side of masturbation, as it has been documented in art, science, popular culture down through time and across continents, with the possible exception of Antarctica.
Monday, April 8, 2013
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Masturbation vs Sex. Which of the following statements do you agree with?
Masturbation Quotes
- Everyone does it, and if they say they don't they're lying. It's a sacred thing. - Britney Spears
- I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to real sex. - David Lodge
- I was an altar boy, a spokesperson for the Virgin Mary, I was a choir boy but then at the age of 14 I discovered masturbation and all that went out the window. - Guillermo del Toro
- Masturbation is our first and natural form of sexual activity and if that's inhibited or damaged, then we suffer for the rest of our lives. - Betty Dodson
- Masturbation is sex with someone you love - Woody Allen
- Masturbation means never having to say your sorry. - Anonymous
- Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself. - Anonymous [really love to met that guy, a real pearl of wisdom]
- The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. - Truman Capote
- The problem of being an Atheist is that you got no one to talk to during orgasm
- The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity. - Patrick Murray [leisure activity and popular waste of time]
- We all have our individual romantic or idealistic ideas. To get information that masturbation is our basic form of sex is hard, because who wants to admit they're masturbating? - Betty Dodson
- We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. - Lily Tomlin
Masturbation Jokes
- Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and I need a name to go with the face. [Does that one work?]
- The difference between a husband and a vibrator? You can't programme a vibrator to mow the lawn.
- If you have sex with your Siamese twin is it masturbation or incest?
- I'm trying to give up my two worst habits at the moment smoking and masturbation, but I'm really struggling as I'm a 20-a-day man, and I smoke like a chimney!