Everyone does it, and if they say they don't they're lying. It's a sacred thing. - Britney Spears

Tuesday, 24 December 2013

Happy Christmas Everyone!

Christmas is no time to be alone. So go out and find someone to masturbate with.

someecards.com - Sorry I ruined Christmas Because Santa caught me masturbating on the couch

someecards.com - I'm celebrating Jesus' birthday the way I celebrate every birthday; Crying and masturbating

someecards.com - Ho ho ho, I saw you masturbating.

someecards.com - Thinking only of yourself at Christmas is not unusual unless like you it's during masturbation.

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