Everyone does it, and if they say they don't they're lying. It's a sacred thing. - Britney Spears

Thursday, 31 October 2013

Masturbation Tales from the Crypt

Here's something we dug out of the crypt for Halloween. Bordello of Blood is a raunchy horror/comedy, set in a whorehouse run by vampires and featuring Angie Everhart in a prominent role.

The film oozes with blood and sexuality, if not altogether of the good and wholesome kind. One particularly delightful scene has cheerleader Angie, showing how it is done with that killer chant, "Two! Four! Six! Eight! You can watch me masturbate".


Watch it again on YouTube.


Search for Bordello of Blood on Amazon

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