Everyone does it, and if they say they don't they're lying. It's a sacred thing. - Britney Spears

Friday, 1 February 2013

Masturbation as a way to say 'I love you'

someecards.com - Congratulations on being in the top five of my ex-girlfriends whose pictures I look at while masturbating.

someecards.com - We're finally at the point in our relationship where I no longer think about you when I masturbate.

someecards.com - Just thought you'd like to know that the chick in the porn clip I just masturbated to somewhat resembled you.

someecards.com - Now that we're friends on facebook, I'm probably be masturbating to your profile pictures shortly.

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