Everyone does it, and if they say they don't they're lying. It's a sacred thing. - Britney Spears

Wednesday, 30 January 2013

Just Men: Home Alone with their Dicks

Friday, 25 January 2013

Masturbation - the medical evidence so far

masturbation naughty demotivational poster

You can see that there are too schools of thought on that particular score. If you find yourself suffering from deteriorating or impaired vision, we suggest that you consult an optician before deciding that masturbation is the cause and that it might be time to give it up altogether. You could just end up depriving yourself of the only pleasure left in your life - something that would be all the worse if you ended up going blind anyway. 

Friday, 18 January 2013

Masturbation and Religion - each a form of ecstasy but each to their own

Masturbation and religion - never the twain shall meet? Think again. Die heilige Theresa (Sainte-Thérèse) by Félicien Joseph Victor Rops was apparently inspired by Saint Teresa's description of her religious ecstasy:
"I saw in his hand a long spear of gold, and at the iron's point there seemed to be a little fire. He appeared to me to be thrusting it at times into my heart, and to pierce my very entrails; when he drew it out, he seemed to draw them out also, and to leave me all on fire with a great love of God. The pain was so great, that it made me moan; and yet so surpassing was the sweetness of this excessive pain, that I could not wish to be rid of it."
You'll never look at a nun the same way again.

Source: Félicien Rops [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Monday, 7 January 2013

Pornography - for the person you are, or once were

It is a matter of some debate which is the bigger act of pure self-indulgence and waste of time - masturbation or the social networking sites that have become the landmarks of our age, like Facebook, Twitter, et al. Fortunately, for those who find this all to perplexing, there is PornoTwitter to help you decide the matter once and for all.

It is the Twitter account that describes itself as "the best source for all things porn related. Daily dose of hardcore Porn, pornography videos, sex industry news, porno pics and Pornstars."

Tweets that will tickle the taste buds of keen masturbators everywhere include gems like:
Masturbation...it's a touchy subject!
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
Why procrastinate when you can masturbate?
Trapped on a desert island with one of the two, lover or unlimited porn. What do you chose?

According to Psychology Tomorrow (in an article on one of the sites which we happend to link to via http://twitter.com/porn the type of porn you choose to watch says much about the kind of person you are - apart that is from being a probably very horny one.

"Porn is a window into the deepest level of your psyche." Our response to it should be analysed the same way one would regard any other response to a stimulus. The point is not to punish yourself with guilt but to understand the meaning behind it. Subconsciously we have unlocked a repressed feeling or emotion. Through our fantasies we are attempting to overpower these subconscious desires, overcome feelings of powerlessness. The article goes on to suggest that "the porn we choose to watch is dictated by our psychological histories."

And that knowledge was brought to you simply because we happened to stumble upon it on Twitter - now who says it is a waste of time?

While this post has been sponsored, the views expressed represent those of the author and the publisher, not necessarily those of the sponsor. 

Masturbation vs Sex. Which of the following statements do you agree with?