Everyone does it, and if they say they don't they're lying. It's a sacred thing. - Britney Spears

Tuesday, 24 December 2013

Happy Christmas Everyone!

Christmas is no time to be alone. So go out and find someone to masturbate with.

someecards.com - Sorry I ruined Christmas Because Santa caught me masturbating on the couch

someecards.com - I'm celebrating Jesus' birthday the way I celebrate every birthday; Crying and masturbating

someecards.com - Ho ho ho, I saw you masturbating.

someecards.com - Thinking only of yourself at Christmas is not unusual unless like you it's during masturbation.

Saturday, 9 November 2013

Sex, Sleep and Hormone Therapy

Sex makes you sleepy; loneliness, on the other hand, can keep you awake at night, which is just one of the likely reasons why masturbation (or solo sex) was invented.

With an estimated 40 million sufferers of sleep disorders in the USA, it is hardly surprising that a whole range of remedies are available, offering varying degrees of effectiveness. The most wholesome remedies are the ones that are usually the most sought after: the theory being that that which is wholesome and natural, can only be good for you.

Of course, the effectiveness of any course of medication has to be weighed against possible side effects. This is where melatonin comes in. A naturally occurring hormone in the human body (as well as in other animals and plants), its effectiveness in combating sleepless nights is widely attested to. What's more, it has few, if any adverse side-effects: you can buy melatonin in most countries over the counter, without a prescription. Furthermore, it is even possible in most countries to buy melatonin online, from overseas distributors, without encountering bureaucratic obstacles or hindrances.

Persons seeking to buy melatonin should do so with an understanding of the issues involved and seek proper medical counsel before making a final decision. Just because the safety of the substance is generally attested to, it should be recognised that experiences will vary from person to person. It may or may not be the solution to your sleep disorders and related problems. All we are saying is, that it is an option being offered to people with this condition.

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Thursday, 31 October 2013

Masturbation Tales from the Crypt

Here's something we dug out of the crypt for Halloween. Bordello of Blood is a raunchy horror/comedy, set in a whorehouse run by vampires and featuring Angie Everhart in a prominent role.

The film oozes with blood and sexuality, if not altogether of the good and wholesome kind. One particularly delightful scene has cheerleader Angie, showing how it is done with that killer chant, "Two! Four! Six! Eight! You can watch me masturbate".

Watch it again on YouTube.

Search for Bordello of Blood on Amazon

Wednesday, 25 September 2013

Female Masturbation (girls like it too)

As far as female masturbation goes, the evidence does seem to suggests that women enjoy it to much the same extent that men enjoy watching it.






Cum Together - Just Us Guys

Thursday, 13 June 2013

Masturbation - even popstars do it

Popstars are no ordinary people. Unlike you and me, they don't go to the toilet for instance. But the evidence shows that they do masturbate. 

Monday, 3 June 2013

Masturbation - a game for one or two players

Continuing on the theme of Masturbation in Cinema, this is a scene from a 2007 film, We Own the Night starring Eva Mendes and some other lucky bloke. Proof, if needed, that masturbation is more than just a very enjoyable solo pursuit - it can also aid intercourse through enhanced arousal. Try it and see for yourself.

Search Amazon for Eva Mendes and We Own the Night

Saturday, 1 June 2013

Masturbation Mashup - getting it off on the silver screen

They do say that cinema is a form of public dreaming. The passing of yet another 'May is Masturbation Month', has been marked at Huffington Post with this compilation of masturbation scenes from the silver screen.

A complete list of movies cited is available from their website - but which ones did they miss? If you know of any others, please let us know. Just leave a comment below.

Search Amazon for Masturbation in Cinema

Wednesday, 3 April 2013

Female Masturbation in the Erotic Art of Gerda Wegener (1886-1940)

Source: Gerda Wegener [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Friday, 22 February 2013

Female Masturbation - what are the options?

Connoisseurs of masturbation have long been divided over the merits of sex toys (vibrators, dildos and such like) vis-à-vis the more natural techniques that are on the tips of one's fingers. It is a subject that has inflamed passions on both sides and led to many heated arguments lasting long into the night.

Here we see a woman demonstrating both techniques.

By dbfrom1kb1 (Amy) (no longer active on Flickr)
(Flickr) [CC-BY-SA-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By dbfrom1kb1 (Amy) (no longer active on Flickr)
(Flickr) [CC-BY-SA-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

This is just too close for us to call. We can't decide this issue. Can you?

Tuesday, 12 February 2013

Male Masturbation - isn't it awful nice to have a penis

Caucasian man masturbating
By Vasily (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 or GFDL], via Wikimedia Commons

By Smoothies (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

By Lion1987 (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Rmark (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

By Rmark (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Masturbation vs Sex. Which of the following statements do you agree with?