Everyone does it, and if they say they don't they're lying. It's a sacred thing. - Britney Spears

Monday, 18 June 2012

Monday, 11 June 2012

Thursday, 7 June 2012

Masturbating with Britney (as opposed to masturbating to)

Most adolescent boys not traumatised by an ultra-zealous upbringing and/or education will freely admit to masturbating to Britney Spears. Probably a few girls too. But what about the woman herself. Surely she doesn't do it? Why would she need to when she can have anyone? Right! Think again. 

Yeah Britney, you go girl. You really tell it like it is. Good to see ya back. The skinhead look really didn't suit you.

Masturbation vs Sex. Which of the following statements do you agree with?