Everyone does it, and if they say they don't they're lying. It's a sacred thing. - Britney Spears

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

May is here, you know what that means?

For some reason, possibly the result of a resolution passed by the General Assembly at the UN, May has been designated Masturbation Month. Does that mean that we're not supposed to masturbate during the other months of the year? Or are we expected to up the ante with extended bouts of self-pleasuring for those 31 days?

Regardless of how far back the tradition extends, or even if it is a tradition at all, let us all observe the month of May with a good hard you-know-what! Just remember that it is not a public holiday - you're still expected to show up for work.

MAY IS MASTURBATION MONTH naughty demotivational poster

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