Everyone does it, and if they say they don't they're lying. It's a sacred thing. - Britney Spears

Thursday, 5 January 2012

Masturbation and the Workplace

someecards.com - Thank you for your email. I am currently working from my home office. I will reply to your email/voicemail when I am finished masturbating.

someecards.com - I can't wait to go home so I can eat leftover spaghetti, watch CSI and briefly consider masturbating before falling asleep with my third glass of wine still in hand.

someecards.com - My desire to masturbate at work has increased drastically since we started sexting.

someecards.com - masturbating at work makes me a prostitute since I technically got paid to have sex

someecards.com - I was taking a shower and had 2 thoughts. #1 how you were doing? #2 Do I have enough time to masturbate and still not be late for work.

1 comment:

Masturbation vs Sex. Which of the following statements do you agree with?