Everyone does it, and if they say they don't they're lying. It's a sacred thing. - Britney Spears

Sunday, 9 December 2012

Introducing the BeanieBang Babes - the sex toy that respects your need for privacy

Masturbation is one of those improvisational pursuits. Some need nothing more than what God has given them to enjoy their favourite pastime. Others need that extra stimulation, just to make it feel all the more real. Either way, the arousal factor is largely a question of what the mind is able to conjure up.

Beaniebang Babes, due to be launched in 2013, represent the latest generation of realistic love dolls. More than that, they represent an ingenious response to the problem that confronts all masturbators - that need for privacy. Because despite the fact that probably 95% of the world's population engages in the furtive act; as a topic of conversation and public discourse, it remains taboo. Maybe this is because the intense emotional intimacy connected with it, makes people all the more reluctant to share - the fear that it might be taken away somehow.

This brings us to the next question: How to beaniebang without drawing attention to your favourite pastime. After all, these girls are big and heavy (no disrespect intended) and are bound to fall out of your closet sooner later. Could those dirty looks you have been getting from the cleaning lady mean that she has stumbled upon your secret? How about those nosey friends you sometimes entertain? Answer is simple - just offer them a seat.

Beaniebang Babes come disguised as a Beanbag. The sex toy you can leave lying around the house. How about that? It is you who will be having the last laugh as your guests enjoy the comfort of your living room, curled up on that irresistibly comfortable mod con. They may even want to borrow it - in which case, just say 'no'.



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Thursday, 19 July 2012

Moments of Pleasure

There are some things that words just cannot express. Times when we just get lost in ourselves. 

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Tuesday, 17 July 2012

Masturbation and Escorts - each catering to the lonely hearts

When browsing adult personals it can be a good idea to be alert to those plaintiff cries for companionship which are in fact offering escort services - just so you find what you are really looking for. Dating.com is a website that offers pointers on the world of escorts.

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The Stages of Masturbation (Female)


Escorts and what you need to know

Everything you ever wanted to know about escorts but were afraid to ask can be had from the website of Dating.com, the casual encounters specialists. Information for and about escorts.

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Monday, 16 July 2012

When she thinks of you ... (part 3)

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The Strange Yet Fascinating World of Escorts

If your interest in sex extends beyond the world of masturbation, to that of escorts say, then Dating.com
is the website with all the low-downs on female escorts and male escorts. It is information that is at the same time fascinating, seedy yet strangely enlightening. We're not here to judge - you can do that for yourself.

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Saturday, 14 July 2012

The Erotic Art of Gustav Klimt (1862-1918)

Austrian symbolist painter, Gustav Klimt (1862-1918) has been honoured with a Google Doodle on the occasion of the 150th anniversary of his birth.


Klimt was noted for his works of 'frank eroticism', including some which have featured before on this website. This one here for example is from 1916 and is entitled Mulher sentada which translates as 'woman sitting'.

Klimt Mulher sentada
Gustav Klimt [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

According to Think Art 360:
Klimt used sketches in the same way a musician uses scales. He produced thousands of them, hundreds of which were of women pleasuring themselves, like the two poses you see here. Before he died, he destroyed the majority of his drawings, which were stacked to the ceiling in his mother’s house. - from The Art of Masturbation 


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Here's a few more of Klimt's sketches (presumably the ones that survived) which come courtesy of Wikimedia Commons

Klimt - Liegender Halbakt

Klimt - Liegender Halbtakt nach links mit angezogenen Schenkel

Klimt - Auf dem Bauch liegender Halbtakt nach rechts

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

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Thursday, 7 June 2012

Masturbating with Britney (as opposed to masturbating to)

Most adolescent boys not traumatised by an ultra-zealous upbringing and/or education will freely admit to masturbating to Britney Spears. Probably a few girls too. But what about the woman herself. Surely she doesn't do it? Why would she need to when she can have anyone? Right! Think again. 


Yeah Britney, you go girl. You really tell it like it is. Good to see ya back. The skinhead look really didn't suit you.

Saturday, 12 May 2012

Moms Discuss Masturbation (part one in a series)

Wondering what to get this Mother's Day for that special person who brought you into the world? Chocolates and flowers are all well and good but here's what they really want - though they'll be too embarrassed to tell you. 


Editor's Note: Not a commercial presentation or endorsement. No money changed hands in return for making this posting this video to this website - mainly because we forgot to ask. Damn! Are we stupid or what?

Wednesday, 2 May 2012

The Unspoken is Always Taboo

What do escorts do? It might seem like an obvious question but the answers are many and varied.

What often surprises people to learn is that the services offered by male escorts and female escorts aren't overtly sexual. Rather, sex is the unspoken offer.

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Tuesday, 1 May 2012

May is here, you know what that means?

For some reason, possibly the result of a resolution passed by the General Assembly at the UN, May has been designated Masturbation Month. Does that mean that we're not supposed to masturbate during the other months of the year? Or are we expected to up the ante with extended bouts of self-pleasuring for those 31 days?

Regardless of how far back the tradition extends, or even if it is a tradition at all, let us all observe the month of May with a good hard you-know-what! Just remember that it is not a public holiday - you're still expected to show up for work.

MAY IS MASTURBATION MONTH naughty demotivational poster

Monday, 30 April 2012

Masturbation's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Misplaced feelings of guilt and inadequacy are among the many factors that inhibit open discussion about human sexual wants and desires. Admitting to activities like masturbation - or browsing the adult personals as another example - give rise to anxieties associated with precisely such feelings of inadequacy and failure. Then there is the perceived peril that world of adult classifieds are a mere fig leaf for something as crude and basic as the 'cash nexus' represented by the adult services industry.

Dating.com is a website that provides an informed view on topics such as How to read and understand an escort ad as well as Escort terms, sex definitions and abbreviations in escort ads. Next time you are feeling inclined to go in search of a fellow 'lonely heart', at least you will be able to do so equipped with a certain knowledge.

Whatever happens we hope you find love - or failing that, someone who loves masturbation at least as much as you do.


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Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Masturbation and Sexual Repression - the taboo of loneliness

Social taboos can have an almost pernicious effect. The anti-social status which they confer upon the target of their opprobrium is self-reinforcing. Taboos generally lead to stigma and isolation and no more so where a sexual taboo is concerned. Resort is had to fantasy and self-repression, but like a drug, it only masks the effect, wearing off over time anyway.

Fantasy shouldn't harm anyone as long as it is knowledge-based. But a fantasy which one cannot share can be detrimental unless a social outlet can be found. Persons seeking casual encounters with male escorts or female escorts are caught up in this taboo world. A new website, adult friend finder, examines such taboos in their social origins and historical development. We cannot say that we endorse its findings. We would suggest however that it serves to educate and inform. The decision which you make is yours and yours alone.

Kind of makes you feel lonely and isolated, doesn't it?


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Saturday, 7 April 2012

Masturbation and Religion - what Tibetan Buddhism can teach us

For millions of people, every day, masturbation represents by far the most satisfying means of exorcising one's 'hungry ghosts'. Practitioners of Tibetan Buddhist religion however have developed their own methods.

Tingshas are small cymbals, joined together by a single leather strap, which produce a clear, long-lasting, high pitched tone when struck together. They are used for meditation, in musical recordings, even at the start and end of yoga sessions.

Their real function however is as a religious ritual tool such as offerings to hungry ghosts - a concept used in Tibetan Buddhism to describe acts of futilely attempting to fulfill illusory physical desires; which, let's be honest, describes masturbation to a 'T'.


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Masturbation vs Sex. Which of the following statements do you agree with?