Everyone does it, and if they say they don't they're lying. It's a sacred thing. - Britney Spears

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

Masturbation - for the way we live today

someecards.com - Sorry I'm so exhausted today. I was up real late masturbating.

someecards.com - Your offer of a blowjob would have been better received had I not already masturbated thrice today.

someecards.com - Twofer, ladies: masturbating with a roll-on is refreshingly satisfying.

someecards.com - Dial M for Masturbation

someecards.com - Masturbating to you has given me a minor stress fracture.

someecards.com - Your inability to show up on time has forced me to masturbate and watch The L Word on own.

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