Everyone does it, and if they say they don't they're lying. It's a sacred thing. - Britney Spears

Saturday, 24 December 2011

Seasons Greetings

We'd like to take this opportunity to wish all our readers and followers a very happy festive season. Regardless of religion, masturbators everywhere share one common destiny - that's right, you've guessed it.

Thursday, 15 December 2011

Erotic Art of Michel Fingesten

1923 Fingesten Improvisationen Thema Liebe 280
By Creator:Michel Fingesten [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

1923 Fingesten Improvisationen Thema Liebe 282
By Creator:Michel Fingesten [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Thursday, 8 December 2011

When you've got the masturbation blues

Pleasurable and all as the activity is, it does have the occasional downsides. As these sexy e-cards testify. Send one to someone you care about. 

someecards.com - Even my fantasy sex life is in a rut

someecards.com - Sorry you had to disguise your masturbation injury as sports-related

Thursday, 15 September 2011

Masturbation Dilemmas

The hardest part about visiting a sex shop is not working up the courage to enter. It's finding a way to get the merchandise home discretely.

Tuesday, 13 September 2011

Scene of Forced Auto-eroticism from Barbarella

This is a difficult one to define. Auto-eroticism is generally taken to refer to the practice of stimulating oneself sexually. But what if the subject is forced to stimulate his or herself against their will? Is it masturbation or rape?

This scene from the 1968 film Barbarella starring Jane Fonda probes precisely such disturbing questions. Happily for the world though, Jane wins out in the end. La machine de l'excés is no match for her.

Tuesday, 23 August 2011

Vintage Masturbation Group Threesome (Female)

Thursday, 11 August 2011

Female Masturbation Techniques - Fisting

By Seedfeeder, via Wikimedia Commons

Masturbation vs Sex. Which of the following statements do you agree with?